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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Minds and Behinds

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Then came..

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

No, not a chance

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is some advice for a business?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

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So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.